yesterday's day out with tintin: 

Why do the lights switch off when the car engine is shut!

Referring to his mundan, he asks where did all my hair go and later where did it grow back from....my mouth!!!!! 

Why is there current in water?

And then, after a detailed medical check up, when i ask him how much am i supposed to pay, he tells me one lakh. Then says two lakhs. I say what!!!!! So he ok. Pay me one lakh

An old friend calls for his wedding. tintin is excited. but immediately asks me if he has a baby or not and how soon can he possibly  get one!!! :)