I want a car that spits fire....u be happy with the mundane

Why does food not come out when we get hiccups....

Now he wonders why we can't lift cars with hands....i ask him why would we want to do that....and he calmly says do that we can check its engine!!!!! 

You think this is boring, he asks me

I got to master mythology now.....he wants to know who was durga's mother.....maa ki barabar class le raha hai  

Piecing together two penxils and pens he makes an A.....that offcourse to substitute wriring 

WILL PEN DOWN A BOOK ON HIM SOMEDAY>>>>THIS IS HOW IT MIGHT READ LIKE.....He was born to me, a 31-year-old. On a rainy, stormy night. I had braced myself all nine months to his coming - to my world.
The memories are strong enough. To this day, whenever I think of him inside me, I get goosepimples. He gave me life. He gave me strength all the nine months to carry him well enough to bring him to me.
I was unaware of the sex of the child I was carrying. Honestly, it didnt matter to me. All I wanted someone tiny to hold my fingers - just like I would do to my father as a kid. I lost my mother too early in life. Then I lost my grandmother. There were gaps in the three decades I had lived. Perhaps I wanted that void to get filled emotionally.
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BTW, this morning, he probed me a lot about parvati, kali and durga.....i told him that Parvati is a TRANSFORMER.....she can change to durga and kali as situation demands .....he soon fires volley of questions on which all god goddess live up in the sky, why they are up there, are they visible...........:)

he calls the game of ship-shark..jol-shark cute...and he insists that i play with him every night before going off to sleep

he asks me for (more) toys. i bluntly tell him i dnt have money. "amar kache matro du poisa aache"...he says "paanch poisa nei?" i say no. he says "ok, buy me a Re2 toy!" life is so damn simple for kids!
i am glad that baba woke we up really early in the morning...how else would i have seen the way tintin laughs in dreams :) honestly, he was lying on my lap (since his sleep was disturbed) but then he laughed nice...love him
he dislikes sleeping alone or even being alone while watching tv. he seeks company. either mine or baba's...else cries bitterly and asks us to accompany him.

he told me he wanted to go up to the moon. someday, i will make that big a staircase to moon. wow

i tell him i am heading for a lunch meeting. he looks up, says awe! it aint a work meeting!!! 

today as i was to leave for office, he cried bad and kept saying "i dnt want to be alone, i dnt want to play alone, i dnt want to sleep alone" even as i felt very bad to leave him crying, i coaxed him not to cry and left

last night, we both went to hamelys and bought two train engines for tintin ;) he loved them and i could see it in everything he would do..the way he was talking, walking and smiling....

he learnt how to climb the wall and then go over to the window...wanted me to follow...i smiled, said i did a lot of that as a child...it is his time now. but entertained him with a game of shark and ship....the ship was our bed while the shark was poor zombua and the floor offcourse, was the sea.

tintin watched animated movie "epic" this afternoon @a multiplex besides near my office...he was soo excited about the movie i could feel it in his body language...so upbeat...even the hot sun dnt tire him when he was supposed to walk from my office to the multiplex....

throughout the movie, kept asking me "is this epic!"

and he just wouldnt believe me that "that indeed was epic" it until the movie got over

in between, he also said i dnt wanna watch (as if it were a video and i could change it) but he enjoyed the movie and he understood  the story line as well...:) happy

dnno why,but he refers to the human skeletal structure as X-ray. last night, he asked me:why do we have X-rays? i said so that the body mass (mangsho) can have something to hold on to...a bong baby to the core, he said: oh! you mean mutton? or chicken.

He spared the king of jungle some embarassment...he who usually takes all his stuff to what he calls hix SITTING pool realised that the lion is a JUNGLE animal and dsnt need to be in water and then puts it back on land

yesterday's day out with tintin: 

Why do the lights switch off when the car engine is shut!

Referring to his mundan, he asks where did all my hair go and later where did it grow back from....my mouth!!!!! 

Why is there current in water?

And then, after a detailed medical check up, when i ask him how much am i supposed to pay, he tells me one lakh. Then says two lakhs. I say what!!!!! So he ok. Pay me one lakh

An old friend calls for his wedding. tintin is excited. but immediately asks me if he has a baby or not and how soon can he possibly  get one!!! :)

He digs into his mouth....i object. He says i am trying to get almond's blanket off my teeth..i say it is skin or peel. he says if that is the skin, where is the face! Phew

I dnt know what to make of this but he thinks having 5 mommies would be a cool thing. That is what he told me last night

went to anand yesterday and spent a fab day with pallavi and her mom-das...tintin loved every minute of attention and love :)
he accompanied me to office on saturday...was trying hard to sleep so baba asked me to get him to work on a condition that he would do his homework here....little of abcs, and he was back socialising.... he sees the TT table right at the reception...he asks a colleague i want to play table tennis. pointing at the table, the colleague says "this IS the table." he says, ok, so where is tennis! leaving the guy stumped ;)
later that evening, he accompanies me to the fun fair. we both enjoy dragon train ride, normal train ride and then he goes over inflatable slides and sweats it out :) was happy, an evening spent wise

he wonders why cant spidey/chota bheem/batman/superman or even ben 10 masks for that matter, dnt give him the powers of superheros...i tell him...for that you need to "study" to get to the basics of web making, laddoo making, understand the word of bats and molecular biology...he rolls his eyes and says OKKKKK!!!

 he has come to the office with me today...he promised he would do his homework given by me here...now in, he is busy playing TT with my colleagues, socialising and playing with kitten! :)

tintin knows my number by heart...that was quite a surprise for me...months back i tried TEACHING him that and eventually gave up..but he picked up ;) am glad

Now even my the year old understands how dumb Thompson n Thompson are.....he is cute and watches tintin's adventure with great enthusiasm
since yesterday, we have been enjoying transformers :) and he wonders why our car dsnt convert into a robot

A friend of his plants a kiss on his cheek....he asks me 'am i his girlfriend....why did he do that...´

He checks out promo of transformers and wonders 'mumma, why does or cart not turn into a robot'......hwztht :-)

it was a perfect sunday for us...went to watch chhota bheem movie -- the 9 am show :), munched popcorns at that hour, a short visit to hypercity with baba who joined us there and then a good meal plus afternoon nap..ended the day with chicken rice ;)

tintin finally got a remote controlled car --- a lightening mcqueen --- my increment present to him :) he was super duper excited. couldnt believe his eyes that his strict mommie has actually bought him that! lol :) this morning at 6 30 am i suppose he was playing with it while still lying besides me on the bed! he got his pool ready so he is going to have a real blast :) mooah

i noticed that he can write mirror images of 7, B, D, C with ease .... i was worried . ishi and sajit explained "may be he is exceptional and can imagine the mirror images and reproduce them!!!" sounds convincing to me
this morning, he got hit on his buttock from me for spilling his gargled water all over me!! infact, last evening, one of the boys had come to me complaining that he had spilled water on them...i think after the smack, he understood although he nodded his head in "negative" when i asked if he understood! cute he is
this afternoon, he cried as i left for work...he was just like the small baby i would leave everyday to get to work in his toddler years...thankfully, baba was there to convince him.

i explain to him gravitational force, some bit about earth and water and sky and then he says "oh, so superheros stay UP in the sky!!!"